The tortoise and the hare. (at City of Louisville)
View of the Sears Tower from the roof of the Megabus. Heading to Nashville. Expect more soon. (at Willis Tower)
forever wondering what the punchline of uncle vernon’s japanese golfer joke was
stop wondering
OH MY FUCKING GOD
YOU KNOW HOW BABIES GET ALL QUIET AND CALM WHEN THEY SEE A MOBILE
SO APPARENTLY THEY DO THIS BECAUSE THE MOBILE RESEMBLES BIRDS OF PREY FLYING OVERHEAD THAT COULD POTENTIALLY CARRY THEM OFF
IT’S A EVOLUTIONARY PRECEDENT SO THAT IF THE BABY STAYS STILL THE BIRD WON’T NOTICE AND EAT IT
BABIES DON’T LIKE MOBILES
THEY’RE FUCKING TERRIFIED
I am more than a bit disturbed by how hard I laughed at this.
I LOVE THIS
i love obama way too much
FUCKING LOVE YOU OBAMA BE AUSTRALIA’S PRESIDENT
AMEN
Can everyone think like this, please?
Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches.
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