trenchcoat-porn:

nosdrinker:

stunningpicture:

A few months back I took my brother to Sydney Aquarium. This was the only picture I took.

wazowski you didn’t file your paperwork last night

moisturise me

trenchcoat-porn:

nosdrinker:

stunningpicture:

A few months back I took my brother to Sydney Aquarium. This was the only picture I took.

wazowski you didn’t file your paperwork last night

moisturise me

perfectparticiples:

thelibrarina:

basingtei:

madameatomicbomb:

catsarejudgingyou:

We’re rightfully terrified right now.

"BE PREPARED FOR THE CHANCE OF A LIFETIME! BE PREPARED FOR SENSATIONAL NEEEEEWWWWWSSS!"

A shining new era is tiptoeing nearer!


And where do we feature?!

just listen to teacher

perfectparticiples:

thelibrarina:

basingtei:

madameatomicbomb:

catsarejudgingyou:

We’re rightfully terrified right now.

"BE PREPARED FOR THE CHANCE OF A LIFETIME! BE PREPARED FOR SENSATIONAL NEEEEEWWWWWSSS!"

A shining new era is tiptoeing nearer!

And where do we feature?!

just listen to teacher

Since They changed Philosopher’s Stone to Sorcerer’s Stone for America, I decided to change the rest since us American’s are too dumb to understand the word philosopher:

superpoisonivy:

ehehehelokid:

spudsexuall:

Harry Potter and The Whisper Snake Place

Harry Potter and That Mean Jail Man

Harry Potter and The Hot Cup

Harry Potter and The Bird Club

Harry Potter and The Guy With Only Some Blood

Harry Potter and Death 

it all makes sense now

I’m crying.

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

aturnofthetide:

I’m in a show this weekend and it’s pretty demanding on its own. I get water spit in my face, I’m thrown to the ground, and all other sorts of physical things. I was pretty stoked for opening night, and let me tell you we had a great first show, but something happened that I did not plan for at…

yakdad:

there’s a dentist’s office above the starbucks i work at and the doctors come down all the time and today one of them walked in after a group of his coworkers and when they saw him he exclaimed “dentalmen!” and i fuckin lost it

memeguy-com:

Spring Never forget

memeguy-com:

Spring Never forget