tympanista:

*comes to meet you at Starbucks 15 minutes late with Starbucks from another location*

overtheunderpass:

Thank you guys for the Birthday wishes *party hat emoji* *skull emoji* *death is inevitable emoji*

I didn’t realize it was your birthday! Happy birthday I hope you’ve had an amazing one :)

asmilinggoddess:

prettyflyforabow-tie:

asmilinggoddess:

ok but one day tony is like “how the fuck do you afford things. you’re captain america you dont have a goddamned day job.” and steve just looks at him “tony, my bank account has been gathering interest since the forties. im fuckin loaded.”

I’d assumed his account would have been frozen

that is the best comment anyone has added to this post and i want to personally thank you for that

OCTOBER HOROSCOPES

libra, love those who always loved you.

scorpio, you hold brilliance.

sagittarius, pick up the phone.

capricorn, kiss the cities you dreamt of.

aquarius, self-care is not frivolous.

pisces, pay attention to the vibes you bring.

aries, appreciate every wrong turn.

taurus, be spectacular.

gemini, your work is crucial.

cancer, stay this humble.

leo, take the blame if it is yours.

virgo, you are a goddess.
OCTOBER HOROSCOPES, by Blythe Baird  (via arbors)
m-ooonn:

she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully

m-ooonn:

she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully

lesbiangrandmas:

randomfandomteacher:

heretical-hypothetical:

artigosaurus:

queen-of-dork:

i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

debisanacronym1:

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

THE UNDERDOG

I can’t find a source. Does anyone have any? I won’t believe it until I get a source.

SOURCES
HERE

hikari-the-human:

my avocado don’t

mayortea:

i think about this a lot tbh

mayortea:

i think about this a lot tbh

221boners:

lipstick-and-shotguns:

winchesterslady:

adorablepinephelps:

I just really love this one

maybe its a new version of the mirror erised

Why you have to go there……?


IT’S WORSE WHEN YOU REALIZED THE ONE ‘IN THE MIRROR’ HAS THE SAME HAIRSTYLE AND LOOKS THE SAME AS HE DID WHEN HE ‘DIED’.
HE NEVER AGED„,

221boners:

lipstick-and-shotguns:

winchesterslady:

adorablepinephelps:

I just really love this one

maybe its a new version of the mirror erised

Why you have to go there……?

IT’S WORSE WHEN YOU REALIZED THE ONE ‘IN THE MIRROR’ HAS THE SAME HAIRSTYLE AND LOOKS THE SAME AS HE DID WHEN HE ‘DIED’.

HE NEVER AGED„,

juuzoumygod:

foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

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