The mailman brings my dog a treat every day. This is what she does when she hears the truck approaching our street
Infamous 3rd year “My father will hear about this” Draco refusing to participate in Lupin’s class on boggarts because the whole thing is ridiculous but when it’s his turn he walks up to the wardrobe and Lucius Malfoy steps out
THIS UPSETS ME
when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
"oh my god stop criticizing young girls who like 50 Shades of Gray or Twilight you can’t tell them what they can and can’t read"
no we can’t but we have to protect young girls from mistaking abusive behavior for genuine affection at all costs
MARIO JOINS THE PARTY
- Aries: Horrible
- Taurus: Softly
- Leo: Squishable
- Virgo: Very pretty
- Gemini: Beautiful
- Libra: Excelent
- Cancer: Nice asshole
- Aquarius: Tiny
- Capricorn: Perfect
- Scorpio: Not so ugly, not so pretty
- Pisces: Very good
- Sagitarius: No have
“Harry Potter is symmetrical.”
Not just symmetrical - this is ring composition, favoured by Homer and other good writers. The 4th book is at the centre of the ring.
JK Rowling knows her beans.
Reblogging because I like that phrase a lot.
i love everything about this post
I love how dementors are synonymous to Umbridge. I agree with this completely.
This… is really amazing. I-… wow.
The technical term for this is a chiasm. Props to JK for using a great old storytelling technique.
FUDGE PLACES DEMENTORS AT HOGWARTS
FUDGE PLACES UMBRIDGE AT HOGWARTS
riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue